Being a soda jerk could be educational. Well, at least it was for me, a rather naïve teenager who spent three school nights a week and every Saturday and Sunday working at the neighborhood pharmacy, Whipp Drugs. (For those familiar with the Milwaukee area, it was located at N. 72nd Street and W. North Ave. in the same building now occupied by the Chinese Pagoda. The exterior looks much like it did in my teen years.)
I started in 1944, the summer I turned fifteen, when the mysteries of women and sex were still a fearful wonder, partly due to my mother who raised us under the strictest rules a Catholic child of the era could face. She had lost her own mother at age eleven and by her high school years she had been shunted off by her father and stepmother to a convent to instill her with every rule in the Pope’s religion. Thus, for example, under penalty of sin, you were not to eat or drink anything after midnight on the Sunday when you were to receive communion . . . and then, you couldn’t eat anything after receiving the host until you drank a glass of water. God was watching and would penalize.
Also, Waldemar Whipp, who owned the drugstore and lived above it with his wife, believed in the same strict rules of the Church.
As excited as I was about being a soda jerk (and particularly with Mr. Whipp’s astounding suggestion that I could eat as much ice cream and drink as many Cokes as I wanted), I quickly learned that I was also a clerk, stocker and floor cleaner. Usually I was the only employee in the store with Mr. Whipp; occasionally, he’d leave me alone while he went up to eat dinner with his wife. (I even filled simple prescriptions!)
My lack of understanding about sex was tested early on when a man aged about thirty asked for a strange item I had never heard of before. My ignorance was testing his patience and he asked for the pharmacist; he was disappointed when I said he was not available (he was eating dinner). Finally, he leaned over the counter and said, “You know, rubbers.” Finally, thanks to boy talk at school, I knew that “rubbers” had something to do with sex, though I wasn’t sure what. I knew it wasn’t something the Lord would approve. Nor would Mr. Whipp who refused to stock them due to his Catholic beliefs.
I told him we didn’t stock such things. “You’re sure,” he thundered. “I never heard of a drugstore not selling rubbers.” He stormed out of the store.
One dinner time, I was again alone in the store, jabbering at the soda fountain with a buddy who was enjoying a lime phosphate.ii In walked an older lady, tiny and shy-acting. She looked furtively around the store and I greeted her at the counter where we had the cash register.
“I need a box of sanitary napkins,” she said.
I pictured paper table napkins; I swear I’d seen a package of such dinnertime use labelled “200 Sanitary Napkins.”
“Oh ma’am, we haven’t had those since Pearl Harbor,” I replied. (Paper goods of all sorts were largely off the shelves by the early years of World War II.)
The woman couldn’t have been more shocked. “No, they can’t be. I’ve bought them here before.”
“You couldn’t have. We can’t even get them from our supplier.”
In the corner of my eye, I could see my friend (who was more knowledgeable in the mysteries of life) snickering.
The woman leaned over the counter and in a very soft, almost whispery tone said, “Kotex.”
“Oh Kotex,” I said out loud, causing her no end of embarrassment I’m certain. My buddy bursted into outright guffaws.
I knew Kotex, of course. Mom had boxes of the stuff; also, one of my chores at the store had been to put the Kotex and Modess boxes into special brown paper bags made specifically for the purpose off hiding these female items from the public eye. (I always wondered how they could find paper for such a purpose, when goods like toilet paper and facial tissues were always in short supply during the war.)
Whipp Drugs – even though the strict Catholic Waldemar Whipp might not have wanted it that way – helped educate a simple boy into the ways of life. – Ken Germanson. Aug. 26, 2017.